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9 Most Cringeworthy Moments of Farrah’s Music Video for “Blowin”

By ibbb Updated: March 17, 2014

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Farrah (from Teen Mom…not that you needed the reminder) just released a “music video” for her new single “Blowin'”  I mean.  I’d place quotes around this entire blog if I could.  Also don’t think the irony between the fact that this is her “single” and, well, Farrah is typically sans-partner is lost on me.  Here are 9 times I turned red whilst viewing this piece of modern day art…set to music.  Sort of.

 1.  When Farrah drags Baby Goo through what I can only assume is a cemetery to visit Derek.

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2.  When Farrah’s Twitter avatar comes to life and awkwardly dances (bonus points: how her Twitter page is more life-like than the humanized Farrah).

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 3.  When Farrah achieves the trash-bag-hat-trick which is: (1) Selfie, (2) Selfie with Duck Lips and (3) Selfie with Duck Lips and Peace Fingers.

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4.  Every time Farrah pronounces “celebrity” as “celebuuuurty.”  I blame the lips.

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5.  When Farrah’s Facebook cover brings brings back her old nose and Glow-Worm-like face.  #NeverForget

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6.  Everything about how this guy dances.  Everything.

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7.  When Farrah’s Twitter timeline comes to life and I pray for just a second (aka 10 minutes) that one of my Tweets appears.

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8.  Those 4 seconds when we all get to visualize what Farrah will look like behind bars (because it’s going to happen).

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9.  When Farrah perfected the “Heidi Montag Touch My Hair Whilst Lip-syncing and Dancing” dance-move throughout the entire “video.”

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Note:  Somewhere in a rusted out dumpster, Michael is giving himself hand-pleasure.

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