If you missed the Live-Tweet last night, shame on you. But, at least you can catch up here with some of what went down last night on Teen Mom 2!
Join me at 10pm American Time, as I Live-Tweet #TeenMom2 . Because I love teenagers and I love mothers. Er, wait.
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Just throwing this out there.If Barb does 2 full splits topless in this episode I'll donate $5K to the charity of her choice. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Peach and Toni FTW! This really IS like Bridesmaids. My $ is on Toni taking a dump in the sink. WINK. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Yeah a baby bump really makes the wedding dress. Moses is rolling over in his grave. I just assume. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Kail is racist against grey people. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Aubree should be asking Chelsea what rhymes with GED. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
What does anything rhyme with "wedlock?" #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Mommy, what rhymes with bastard? Too much? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
I'm starting a prayer circle that leopard print and spray tans NEVER go out of style. Genuflect. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
I'm sorry. I can't when she's not wearing her pink goggles. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
The results are in! Ali is the smartest person in West Virginia! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
If they send Ali to school early, can Corey go too? At least for arts and crafts #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Jenelle has been "staying out of trouble." Unless "trouble" means "abortion clinics." #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
I bet Kieffah will be a character witness at Jenelle's court case #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
PLEASE let Cortland kidnap Jenelle. PLEASE UNIVERSE! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
I mean, do you really need 911 on speed-dial? Do pressing those two extra buttons really take that much more time? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Karma "the instructor" is the best thing to happen to my eyes since Barb's cleavage #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Aubree's going to be such a great big sister. I love children. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Aubree's new sister is called Paisley. Jenelle's new baby is called Flush. #TeenMom2 #MTV #KeepingThatJoke
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Heels make Jenelle feel classier in court. The judge clearly likes a lady on the street and a freak in the sheets. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
RT if you want Nathan and Cortland to get into a break-dance fight on the court steps whilst Barb beat-boxes from her Kia. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
@ibbb Agreed. She's the cutest.
— MTV (@MTV) March 5, 2014
Kim's house is awesome! Kail just dropped the value when she walked in the front door. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Why is the "hairstylist" giving everyone a side ponytail? Is the wedding taking place in 1989? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Block #Oprah's ears b/c Kail just said she "hates the color purple!" #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
For real did Leah just spank her daughter on camera? If she really wanted to punish her she should have read to her. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Corey's camo hat is back! Thank God! It's like he's ready to deploy at a moments notice #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
The 4 greatest minds in West Virginia r sitting around the table planning how to help Ali. At this point I think Tickle Me Elmo can do more
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
I like how Jenelle's lawyer's office is like inside the county craft store #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Jenelle is getting 4 charges dismissed! For those trying to figure it out at home, that's 1 count per abortion #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Jenelle IS mature now. She's tanning. She's wearing shoes to court. She's a grown woman. She can do whatever she likes. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Is seeing Cortland in court like seeing Disneyland in Disney? Same/same #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Ali's glasses are dirty…as is her entire house and daddy's mind. Hey-oh! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Ali can't have a boyfriend until she's in 5th grade like momma! Then sex by 6th grade and onto your 3rd child by graduation #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
That last Tweet was a joke. Obviously you don't graduate in West Virginia! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Kail can't get excited about having her baby b/c she's spending too much time on the polygamist sect braid #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
If Kail doesn't want the baby just give it to Barb. In fact, everyone just drop your kids off at Barb's. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Do NOT talk about SUZI unless you're going to show her. So mean. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Please. Suzi WAS there for Kail. She taught her keg stands, flipcup, asshole, up and down the river, etc, etc, etc #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
I want to go to the 2014 MTV Movie Awards. If I get to go I'm going to +1 Janet. And by +1 I mean "do sex." #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Nice to see that Barb permed Jace's bangs. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
I also like how Barb is going with the dark red lip tonight. She's so fashion forward. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
"Oh hi Jenelle." DRINK! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
"It wasn't yaw drugs and yaw husband did you wrong!" ~ Barb Evans #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
10 bags of heroin and it IS time served. Just like 10 slices of honey turkey at the Walmart deli is time served #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Glad to see that Randiclious went with the tight leather instead of the puffy leather. If I helped 1 person, it was all worth it.#TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
"Guess what? Mommy got new hair!" Remember when your mom said that to you when you were 4? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
"Better than that purple crap!" Smartest thing Jeremy said in 2 years. He's like a boy genius! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Pretty sure Leah, Jeremy, Corey and his wife (Schecky) are all swingers baby, yeah! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Kail shouldn't cry so much or her baby might drown. I heard that can happen. It can, right? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
Thanks all for joining the Live Tweet! Great fun this week. I love all the Tweets. I love you. I love love. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014
