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Teen Mom 2 Recap/Tweetcap: The One Where Jenelle Got “More Classier”

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: March 5, 2014

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If you missed the Live-Tweet last night, shame on you. But, at least you can catch up here with some of what went down last night on Teen Mom 2!

Join me at 10pm American Time, as I Live-Tweet #TeenMom2 . Because I love teenagers and I love mothers. Er, wait.

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Just throwing this out there.If Barb does 2 full splits topless in this episode I'll donate $5K to the charity of her choice. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Peach and Toni FTW! This really IS like Bridesmaids. My $ is on Toni taking a dump in the sink. WINK. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Yeah a baby bump really makes the wedding dress. Moses is rolling over in his grave. I just assume. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Kail is racist against grey people. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Aubree should be asking Chelsea what rhymes with GED. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

What does anything rhyme with "wedlock?" #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Mommy, what rhymes with bastard? Too much? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

I'm starting a prayer circle that leopard print and spray tans NEVER go out of style. Genuflect. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

I'm sorry. I can't when she's not wearing her pink goggles. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

The results are in! Ali is the smartest person in West Virginia! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

If they send Ali to school early, can Corey go too? At least for arts and crafts #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Jenelle has been "staying out of trouble." Unless "trouble" means "abortion clinics." #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

I bet Kieffah will be a character witness at Jenelle's court case #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

PLEASE let Cortland kidnap Jenelle. PLEASE UNIVERSE! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

I mean, do you really need 911 on speed-dial? Do pressing those two extra buttons really take that much more time? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Karma "the instructor" is the best thing to happen to my eyes since Barb's cleavage #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Aubree's going to be such a great big sister. I love children. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Aubree's new sister is called Paisley. Jenelle's new baby is called Flush. #TeenMom2 #MTV #KeepingThatJoke

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Heels make Jenelle feel classier in court. The judge clearly likes a lady on the street and a freak in the sheets. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

RT if you want Nathan and Cortland to get into a break-dance fight on the court steps whilst Barb beat-boxes from her Kia. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

@ibbb Agreed. She's the cutest.

— MTV (@MTV) March 5, 2014

Kim's house is awesome! Kail just dropped the value when she walked in the front door. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Why is the "hairstylist" giving everyone a side ponytail? Is the wedding taking place in 1989? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Block #Oprah's ears b/c Kail just said she "hates the color purple!" #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

For real did Leah just spank her daughter on camera? If she really wanted to punish her she should have read to her. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Corey's camo hat is back! Thank God! It's like he's ready to deploy at a moments notice #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

The 4 greatest minds in West Virginia r sitting around the table planning how to help Ali. At this point I think Tickle Me Elmo can do more

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

I like how Jenelle's lawyer's office is like inside the county craft store #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Jenelle is getting 4 charges dismissed! For those trying to figure it out at home, that's 1 count per abortion #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Jenelle IS mature now. She's tanning. She's wearing shoes to court. She's a grown woman. She can do whatever she likes. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Is seeing Cortland in court like seeing Disneyland in Disney? Same/same #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Ali's glasses are dirty…as is her entire house and daddy's mind. Hey-oh! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Ali can't have a boyfriend until she's in 5th grade like momma! Then sex by 6th grade and onto your 3rd child by graduation #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

That last Tweet was a joke. Obviously you don't graduate in West Virginia! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Kail can't get excited about having her baby b/c she's spending too much time on the polygamist sect braid #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

If Kail doesn't want the baby just give it to Barb. In fact, everyone just drop your kids off at Barb's. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Do NOT talk about SUZI unless you're going to show her. So mean. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Please. Suzi WAS there for Kail. She taught her keg stands, flipcup, asshole, up and down the river, etc, etc, etc #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

I want to go to the 2014 MTV Movie Awards. If I get to go I'm going to +1 Janet. And by +1 I mean "do sex." #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Nice to see that Barb permed Jace's bangs. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

I also like how Barb is going with the dark red lip tonight. She's so fashion forward. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

"Oh hi Jenelle." DRINK! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

"It wasn't yaw drugs and yaw husband did you wrong!" ~ Barb Evans #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

10 bags of heroin and it IS time served. Just like 10 slices of honey turkey at the Walmart deli is time served #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Glad to see that Randiclious went with the tight leather instead of the puffy leather. If I helped 1 person, it was all worth it.#TeenMom2

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

"Guess what? Mommy got new hair!" Remember when your mom said that to you when you were 4? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

"Better than that purple crap!" Smartest thing Jeremy said in 2 years. He's like a boy genius! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Pretty sure Leah, Jeremy, Corey and his wife (Schecky) are all swingers baby, yeah! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Kail shouldn't cry so much or her baby might drown. I heard that can happen. It can, right? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

Thanks all for joining the Live Tweet! Great fun this week. I love all the Tweets. I love you. I love love. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 5, 2014

And This Too:

  • Teen Mom 2 Recap: West Virginian Bacon Face Slaps
  • Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Tweet Roundup
  • Teen Mom 2 Recap: Please Tase Him, Bro!
  • Teen Mom 2 Recap/Tweetcap: The One Where Barb is Glad Jenelle Isn't SCREWED UP on Da Drugs

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