Teen Mom 2 Recap/Tweetcap: The One Where Barb is Glad Jenelle Isn’t SCREWED UP on Da Drugs

Weather Alert: If Jenelle doesn't get an abortion during this weeks episode…6 more weeks of winter. That's how that works. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

I HEART Barb at an all you can eat pancake house. Glad she wore her polka dot blouse..it's roomy you lil b*tch #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Jace just asked the most intelligent question in 4 years. "Why?" are you moving in w/ your dating app booooyfrriiiend. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Since Walmart is giving Barb sat'days off from now on Jenelle can take Jace on the weekends. Motherhood rules! #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Kail's sleeve tattoo makes her look so soft and maternal. Hope that braid doesn't get caught in those sexy braces! #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Chelsea's mom Mary getting a makeover by Chelsea is everything to me as a human in society #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

I'm glad Chelsea gave Mary "Lois Griffin Red." Just seems to make sense. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Chelsea's whole lunch table is 50 Shades of Red Hey-oh! #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Is that a puffy leather SECTIONAL at Leah's house?! We're movin' on up, y'all! #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Leah's mom certainly looks fresh as a daisy tonight! And just said, "You's gots bills to pay." I mean. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Is Leah's mom still married to her brother, Uncle Kracker or no? #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

I feel bad when Leah's mom cries 🙁 Although the tears do wash her face a bit so, well, silver lining. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Adams faux-hawk looks sad today 🙁 It's like a signal for lowering white trash to half mast #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Adam calling Chelsea selfish reminds me of Audrina and Justin Bobby. "Ur so selfish. All you think about is yourself. Selfish. I'm done."

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

I hope Kail's new backyard is fenced in, you know, so that Suzi can't escape w/o her tags #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Issac gets his spunk-n-'stache from Nana Janet. Naturally. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Corey trying to use medical terms is like me trying to not be hot. It just doesn't make any kind of sense WINK! #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Perfect how Jenelle and Nathan show up to a place that says "We Sell Boxes." Janelle was like, "Odd, so do I!" #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Jenelle has moved around more than Bin Laden on the run. Also, Bin Laden jokes never get old. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Stepping in sh*t whilst moving into your new home is the universes way of saying, "Stay a while. Try an abortion, won't you?" #TeenMom2

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Jenelle seems like the type of girl who would fly all the way across the country just to get laid and then tell everyone at work about it.

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Kail's maid of honor is named "Peach." People. There are part of the USA where this name is like "Heather." #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

I hope Kail's new house has an en-suite and double sinks or it just doesn't make sense to buy #HouseHunters #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

If Aubree makes it through just one day of pre-school she officially has more education than Adam. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Barb howling at the dogs is officially my new ringtone/alarm #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

"Why didn't u name dos dawwwgs Rin and Tin, like Rin Tin Tin." ~ Barbara Ann Evans III

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Why didn't she name those dogs "Plan" and "B" ?? #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Sissy chases cats just like Corey chased mommy's pussy for 3 seasons. Like father, like daughter #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Also, that last Tweet may have been the best thing I've ever written in my entire life. Ever. And I wrote the Declaration of Independence

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Unkle Kracker FTW! I bet he films independent Doritos commercials and submits them to Super Bowl contests #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Barb is rocking dresses all night tonight! She's a groooown woman. She can do whatever she wants She's a grooown woman! #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Barb: "I don't have to worry about you all smokin' WEEEEED and gettin' all screwed up and passin out and havin' the kid out in da street!"

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Jenelle should take that "lock" necklace and place it around her "Gentlemen Greeter" like when you lock up your bike. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Chelsea turned 22, yet her fried red weave is celebrating its 42nd birthday. Go figure. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

For real Mary has the hots for Adam. She'd totally get a "F*ck the Law" tattoo across her forehead and hide it via bangs #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Hush yo mouf or sissy ain't gettin' none of them there suckers y'all! #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

When Corey doesn't wear a camo hat I have no idea who he is. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014

Did Leah just ask if Alli will be able to "draw her name?" I mean, I'd shoot for "writing" her name, but that's just me. #TeenMom2 @MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014