Teen Mom 2 Recap/Tweetcap: The One Where Barb is Glad Jenelle Isn’t SCREWED UP on Da DrugsAuthor: Patrick Varone Updated: February 12, 2014Weather Alert: If Jenelle doesn't get an abortion during this weeks episode…6 more weeks of winter. That's how that works. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014I HEART Barb at an all you can eat pancake house. Glad she wore her polka dot blouse..it's roomy you lil b*tch #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Jace just asked the most intelligent question in 4 years. "Why?" are you moving in w/ your dating app booooyfrriiiend. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Since Walmart is giving Barb sat'days off from now on Jenelle can take Jace on the weekends. Motherhood rules! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Kail's sleeve tattoo makes her look so soft and maternal. Hope that braid doesn't get caught in those sexy braces! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Chelsea's mom Mary getting a makeover by Chelsea is everything to me as a human in society #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014I'm glad Chelsea gave Mary "Lois Griffin Red." Just seems to make sense. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Chelsea's whole lunch table is 50 Shades of Red Hey-oh! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Is that a puffy leather SECTIONAL at Leah's house?! We're movin' on up, y'all! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Leah's mom certainly looks fresh as a daisy tonight! And just said, "You's gots bills to pay." I mean. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Is Leah's mom still married to her brother, Uncle Kracker or no? #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014I feel bad when Leah's mom cries 🙁 Although the tears do wash her face a bit so, well, silver lining. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Adams faux-hawk looks sad today 🙁 It's like a signal for lowering white trash to half mast #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Adam calling Chelsea selfish reminds me of Audrina and Justin Bobby. "Ur so selfish. All you think about is yourself. Selfish. I'm done."— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014I hope Kail's new backyard is fenced in, you know, so that Suzi can't escape w/o her tags #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Issac gets his spunk-n-'stache from Nana Janet. Naturally. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Corey trying to use medical terms is like me trying to not be hot. It just doesn't make any kind of sense WINK! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Perfect how Jenelle and Nathan show up to a place that says "We Sell Boxes." Janelle was like, "Odd, so do I!" #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Jenelle has moved around more than Bin Laden on the run. Also, Bin Laden jokes never get old. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Stepping in sh*t whilst moving into your new home is the universes way of saying, "Stay a while. Try an abortion, won't you?" #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Jenelle seems like the type of girl who would fly all the way across the country just to get laid and then tell everyone at work about it.— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Kail's maid of honor is named "Peach." People. There are part of the USA where this name is like "Heather." #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014I hope Kail's new house has an en-suite and double sinks or it just doesn't make sense to buy #HouseHunters #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014If Aubree makes it through just one day of pre-school she officially has more education than Adam. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Barb howling at the dogs is officially my new ringtone/alarm #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014"Why didn't u name dos dawwwgs Rin and Tin, like Rin Tin Tin." ~ Barbara Ann Evans III— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Why didn't she name those dogs "Plan" and "B" ?? #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Sissy chases cats just like Corey chased mommy's pussy for 3 seasons. Like father, like daughter #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Also, that last Tweet may have been the best thing I've ever written in my entire life. Ever. And I wrote the Declaration of Independence— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Unkle Kracker FTW! I bet he films independent Doritos commercials and submits them to Super Bowl contests #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Unkle Kracker FTW! I bet he films independent Doritos commercials and submits them to Super Bowl contests #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Barb is rocking dresses all night tonight! She's a groooown woman. She can do whatever she wants She's a grooown woman! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Barb: "I don't have to worry about you all smokin' WEEEEED and gettin' all screwed up and passin out and havin' the kid out in da street!"— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Jenelle should take that "lock" necklace and place it around her "Gentlemen Greeter" like when you lock up your bike. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Chelsea turned 22, yet her fried red weave is celebrating its 42nd birthday. Go figure. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014For real Mary has the hots for Adam. She'd totally get a "F*ck the Law" tattoo across her forehead and hide it via bangs #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Hush yo mouf or sissy ain't gettin' none of them there suckers y'all! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014When Corey doesn't wear a camo hat I have no idea who he is. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Did Leah just ask if Alli will be able to "draw her name?" I mean, I'd shoot for "writing" her name, but that's just me. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014Barb driving with those blue-blockers on makes her look like Mr. Magoo and I'm a-ok with that #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014…and getting shout-out from MTV…@ibbb This seriously just made me LOL. #TeenMom2— MTV (@MTV) February 12, 2014 More IBBB Favorites: Teen Mom 2 Recap/Tweetcap: The One Where Jenelle Got "More Classier" Teen Mom 2: Leah is Almost Off Hard Drugs and 40 Other Tweets Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Tweet Roundup Teen Mom 2 Tweetcap/Recap: The One Where Barb is Smitten with Nathan