Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Everyone Has Roid RageAuthor: Patrick Varone Updated: January 1, 2023Almost time for Jenelle's baby shower. I'm guessing sliced Walmart deli meat, kool-aid and regret. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014RT if you're following along with the IBBB live tweet. RT twice if that made me sound like a tool. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014A wine and steak dinner? Get it Kail! Those, boys and girls, are the benefits of getting preg at 16. Ole! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014I'm digging Kail's Polygamist Sect braid. I bet it also helps plunge clogged sh*tters #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Um, if Javi keeps chug-a-lugging that wine how's he going to defend us from ISIS? #PoliticalJokes #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Somewhere in East Bum, Amber and Gary are dumpster diving behind a Cracker Barrel #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Facials today, IUD tomorrow! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Aubree looks into the camera slightly less than Heidi Montag. That was just like an SAT math question #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Um. Did Teresa Caputo give permission for Leah to get the exact same hairdo? #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Carved wooden headboards is the new puffy leather couch. Mark. My. Words. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Leah should just call the "in-surance" and say, "Is there a female figure that passed? I'm feeling like an "m" for "mary." #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Jenelle does a mean Barb impression. Also, Jace is legit listening to them talk about his serial killer tendencies. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Before Jenelle tries to get custody of Jace she should see if Barb would consider taking the new baby too. #BabyFreeIn2015 #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Watching Corey & his dad talk AND grill at the same time is like when my 5th grade history book drew out cartoon cave-people. #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014I mean if it were up to Corey he'd trade Ali-Latasha's wheelchair in for a pogo-stick and let the chips fall where they may. #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Why is Jo being so nice to Kail? It's freaking me the F out. I can barely make a Janet joke! Eh, mustache. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 201423 minutes in and NO Barb? I should just cancel my cable and take up reading books. I'm kidding. Imagine? #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Wait. Why is Adam's ex-girlfriend in her own scene getting her hair done? I. Is. Be. Confuzed. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Why aren't Jenelle and Nathan arguing over his overly tight woman's tank-top and him pronouncing "succeed" as "susseed." #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014I gotta say, poor people are a real hoot! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Thank you, #MTV, for not editing out Jo and Vee's "box" joke. I feel like that was just for me. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Every time I see Leah's new hair I immediately start singing, "Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls" like I'm Pavlov's dog. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Can they please use sub-titles on Leah & Corey's parking lot fight? I think it's about vacation, wheel-chairs, road-kill for hair #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Does Adam's girlfriend know she's not allowed to shove the bat up her hoo-ha at a child's tee-ball game even tho cameras r there? #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Jace is officially making better decisions than Jenelle. And cries less. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Jace's "the world is a rainbow" song will officially be on his serial killer soundtrack. Now that's why I call music. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Issac playing the "did you eat chicken or a cupcake" game is like when Suzi plays "did you drink vodka or water?" #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Swearing in front of your kids in West Virginia is like a traditional soothing lullaby #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Adam's girlfriend on her phone the whole time is like the Kim Kardashian of The Dakotas #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Oh hi Jenelle. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014No joke, how has Jenelle never been on Couple's Therapy….with Barb?! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014"Um. Is he doin' his ta-testerooone" ~ Barb Evans III #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Uh. So that baby shower was a bust. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014Even Barb's chairs are scared of her, as they just legit collapsed onto the floor when she started yelling #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014 More IBBB Favorites: Teen Mom 2 Recap: West Virginian Bacon Face Slaps Teen Mom 2 Recap: 30 Reasons Why Barb is Yelling This Time Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Recap: Who Wins Jace? Teen Mom 2 Recap: Abortions & F-Bombs