Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in under 1 hour. Let’s tee-off on some white-trash-with-new-money! #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Annnnnd well there’s Nana Sandy! I’s hears yous ain’t goin’ to school todays cuz yous hurtin’? #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Good hair doesn’t run in Leah’s family genealogy. I blame rickets. #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Issac is like the Quiet Police, which is ironic since I bet it’s always a paaaaahhhhty over at Nana Janet’s! #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
So which war is Javi fighting in? I’m not good w/ current events. Are we still doing War Between the States? #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
I’m digging Kail’s hair-to-scarf ratio. Dead on. #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
So Chelsea just got fired from her strip-mall-spa? Maybe she can wax vag via the parking lot? #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Um. Did Barb just show up to Jenelle’s in an actual Hummer? Rock. Star. #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Haha Barb! “Whoopsie Doops!” as she hits that rando kid in the head with a slide. #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
“Yaw like under a lucky cawt staah” Barb on Jenelle not having to go to court. #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
I love how much Jenelle smiles. #TeenMom2 @MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Just like that time you sat on a bench outside with your mom and discussed all the charges against you. So cute. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Get ready for some face-grease shots..Kail is out to breakfast with her friends. Also, Becky is a dream come true. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Can we have one episode where Kail ONLY talks about insane benders Suzi went on when Kail was young? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
You show up at a tanning salon with Leah working the front desk. You immediately turn right back around. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Was Ali complaining about pain…or was she complaining about the filthy house? There’s a difference. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
New Rule: If you can afford puffy leather couches, you can afford combs for the family. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Chelsea is buying a house and you’re not. Let THAT sink in. Look who’s laughing last/orange #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
So is it a thing now where every girl just talks in baby-voice? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Nathan’s lawyer is no nonsense…but she’s also a little nosy. Plus, too much twang y’all! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Nathan is going to do really well in jail. Rumor has it that guys with blonde tips get the bottom bunk. Ouch. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Sometimes I wish Jo wouldn’t answer the phone so we could hear Janet’s voicemail message. I bet it’s a rap. Hopefully. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
So….does Vee think she’s in a Pantene commercial right now or no? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
I love when Leah and Corey exchange children in a public parking lot. It’s like a Christmas yankee swap (y’all) every week! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
They won’t give Ali a wheelchair b/c insurance thinks she doesn’t need it. Can’t Corey qualify (i.e, reading level) & give it to her?
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Um. Uh. Oh hi. Hey. Um, does Leah know you can’t do cartwheels in a wheelchair? I’m genuinely asking. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
I don’t believe for 1 second that Adam and that dude normally “brunch” and talk “custody agreements” while flipping thru baby pics #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Congrats on Chelsea’s new house! Let this be a roadmap to success for girls 14 and under. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Have a gut feeling Aubree is going to tell her teacher she lives with her two mommies. Which is totally fine. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Nathan was drinking all day and his baby momma was driving him around while he ate chips and slurred his words. That’s America! #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Listening to Nathan slur his words gives me a whole new level of respect for him. Plus, beer bloat. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Jenelle asking Nathan if he has a drinking problem is like the world asking Jenelle if she has daddy issues. Both needed. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
“Sometimes I drink too much…or too occasionally.” ~ Nathan #Hero #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Why is “drinking at odd times” such an issue? If you’re not drunk at breakfast you’re not doing it right. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Happy birthday Issac! Enjoy these 6 grapes on a stick. No, for real. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Issac is passed out at his birthday party…just like (wink wink) Grandma Suzi (wink wink). Wink! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
I like how Leah says “insurance.” IN-sur-AN-ce. Language is fun y’all! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Geesh everyone in West Virginia is stuffy! Wash your hands! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Don’t think the irony of “Virgin Territory” being shown after SEASON 12 of Teen Mom isn’t lost on me! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Does jail let you drink at random times? I mean, I saw on OINTB they make hooch in the toilet so…. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Jenelle not wanting the baby to grow up in a hostile house is like asking to live in a house without walls. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Oh Jesus, Chelsea is checking her mail. Who’s suing her for what this time?! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
What’s with Chelsea’s license?! It’s like the Waxing Mafia! This is real? God is real. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014
Thanks for playing along in the #TeenMom2 Live Tweet! Check out IBBB tomorrow for the recap! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014