If Janet doesn't appear in this episode rapping "Smack My Bitch Up" whilst booty popping in BUM Equipment shorts I quit life. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Jace learned how to count by # of abortions…most likely. It's the new math. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Why is the Wendy's girl reading Jenelle's pregnancy test. Just give her a Frosty and let her go. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Enough with all these pregnancy "scares." Start collecting stamps or something for cripes sakes. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Her couch, her car, the rug. What are "Things that Chelsea matches." #25000Pyramid #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Chelsea needs to move on from Adam once and for all. Maybe give Randy a try. Just try it. Ask about the laws later. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
If I had to come home to West Virginian trash each week I'd pass out to (and then pray to God for sweet release) #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
I'm sorry, a "medical layoff?" How do I sign up for that?! JK universe! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Is it bad that if Jeremy kicks the bucket I'd root for Leah and Corey? Beavers4Life #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Jenelle woke up bleeding…most likely b/c Barb likes to get stabby when Big J sleeps. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
I am actually horrified by Jenelle's explanation of "is it an abortion baby or your baby" convo #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
PLEASE let Janet be home. Please? I don't ask for a lot. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Um. Let Issac go to school. I can tell he needs it. Janet can teach dance on the weekends. There's the compromise. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
"I don't want to lose time with my f*cking kid." I thought I read that on a coffee mug at Hallmark once. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
The Most Special of Messages from IBBB follower @CPrimus:
@ibbb your welcome. pic.twitter.com/F78sP0KWTT
— Cindy Primus (@CPrimus) February 26, 2014
I miss Amber already. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
"Stop now, you heeeeaah me? Unlock da dooooah!" ~ Barb's voice whilst yelling at Jace is music to my heart #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
How much would I pay if Keiffah's face floated by on Jenelle's ultrasound! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
No baby in there! Jenelle's body is like a well fueled abortion machine. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
I mean who the hell TRIES to get pregnant after two or three dates? It's like a trap. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Kail wins 9 overnights! Justice is served! I have no idea what any of that means. Ugh, just give him Issac for 30 overnights. #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Leah better be watching the same Frizz-Ease commercial I'm seeing right now. And taking copious notes. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
I mean, if you can't take off one week w/o pay it's time to sell the hair extensions and puffy leather. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
How is being w/ Nathan for 3 weeks now considered now a "stable environment." Barb on pills is a stable environment #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Adam's present for Aubree better be a tattoo sleeve that matches his #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
It's nice to see, visually, what the Cowardly Lion would have looked pregnant. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
How many nights does Issac get to stay with Suzi? How many nights to I get to stay with her? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
It's like there are no mirrors available in Leah's hometown. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
That Time that Chelsea’s Dad, Randy, Randomly Added Me to a Tweet:
@addreonna @ibbb he is probably fishing
— Randy Houska (@PapaRandlicious) February 26, 2014
Aubree has a bouncy-house for her 4th birthday. Jace had pizza in the basement. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
With all the kids Jenelle could have had, Barb could have opened up a daycare and made bank! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
Fast hour! I now have to go and write a recap for The Bachelor for tomorrow…followed by handing in my penis. #ibbb
— IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014
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