Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle’s Future Baby NamesAuthor: Patrick Varone Updated: February 19, 2014Can’t wait to see chocolate cake stuck in Kail’s braces. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Kail and Javi are officially homeowners…and I’m not. Thanks student loans! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Wait. Do Kail and Javi have matching sleeve tattoos? Matching buzz-cuts next! (Suzi already has one) #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014What war is Javi going to be fighting in? Like, r we still doing the Civil War or no? I’m behind a chapters in my Social Studies #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Drink! Leah is talking about staying in the double-wide, y’all! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 If Leah gets lonely with her friend moving away she should make more babies. Make more people to love you. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 Jeremy is getting dizzy from laying the pipe. I would to especially if Leah’s carpet matches the Kool-Aid drapes #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 Janelle taking Jace to swimming class? Kiss that kid good-bye in a chlorine inspired post birth abortion. Too soon? #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 When Barb and Jenelle don’t scream at each other I barely know who they are anymore. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Chelsea wants to doing something “spontaneous” for her b-day. Try washing the orange off your face. Go nuts! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014I live in a world where I want Jenelle to mean-tweet me and I’m ok with this world. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014I’m pleased that Kail has completely given up on bras this seasons. #titstothewind #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Give me Janet or give me death! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Psyched they’re showing the piss-stained mattress up against the wall. #WhiteTrashPeopleProblems #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014These two have been dating for two months and talking about having a baby. Can’t they just try to get back the one she already kinda has? — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Nathan’s Barb impressions = Fail #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Nathan is the George Hamilton of our generation #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Nice to see Chelsea dressed in sweats for the plane. People on the Nina and Pinta dressed up more. And they had scurvy. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Leah’s friend Square Hair permed her combover. Totally worth it. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014If Leah gets lonely she should bang Corey and/or his beaver teeth. I miss Ross and Rachel #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Kail can now officially put Javi’s head through the wall in a fit of rage since they own their home. THAT’S why you buy vs. rent. #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 Is Nathan wearing white capri pants? I think soooooooo!!!! Hey girl hey! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 Telling Barb you want to have a baby over ice cream, $2.50. Barb saying “oh Gaaawd no!” Priceless. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 Barb likes her ice cream like she likes her men….all nuts. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 It’s so sweet when Barb refers to Jenelle’s future baby as “your problem, no mine.” I can see that embroidered into a quilt. #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014This isn’t the first time today Barb had small nuts all over her face. Pirate Mike. WINK. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Future baby names for Jenelle: Inmate #87393 or “Custody of the State” Both have a nice ring to them. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Chelsea and Megan go all the way to LA and basically hang out at the Jersey Shore Orange you glad I didn’t say Snooki #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Unless you’re filming the opening scene of your 90’s porn, who rollerblades anymore? Cough Farrah cough. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Corey’s dad’s house has 3 *THREE* separate puffy leather recliners. Hashtag Promised Land. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Conversations b/w Corey and his dad are always so full of life, emotion and zeal. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014When Peach opens the door she should, by law, have to say, “Sorry, but your princess is in another castle.” #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Janet is going to flip her ‘stache when she sees Issac playing with those princess toys! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Jenelle’s friend Tori looks great as a natural red-head. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Wendy is like, ‘B*tch stole my look…and Frosty” #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Somehow Tori is the voice of reason whilst Jenelle “glows” with her motherhood plans. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Everytime Jenelle says she’s “sober” she should substitute the word “boring” #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014What’s the bruise on Tori’s chin? Someone clearly burnt the roast (roast is code for meth) #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014RT if you think Jenelle having a baby in prison is technically achieving the American dream, yeah? #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Aubree is over Chelsea as much as we are #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Saddest birthday I’ve seen since Kirk Cameron in that Subway photo #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014Sissy really has come a long way since being “bathed” in the rusted basement tub! #TeenMom2 @MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 More IBBB Favorites: Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle's 8th Pregnancy In Under 5 Episodes (Drink!) Teen Mom 2 Recap: Please Tase Him, Bro! Teen Mom 2 Recap: West Virginian Bacon Face Slaps Teen Mom 2 Recap: Nathan Drunk & Slurring is LIFE...and 44 Best Tweets of the Night