Honeymooning in Philly for 2 days at the Ramada Inn is HOT! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
If Kail gives birth during the honeymoon will the motel charge her for two more occupants? #Math #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
I just assumed it was twins. Maybe I was counting one of Jenelle's previous' #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
If Suzi ever called me I pretend I would answer and she would say, 'I just called to say, I love you. I just called to say I care" #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Chelsea should see if Jenelle can drive her to court. I'm sure she's heading to a court house anyway #Carpool #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
People who keep pet cages in the kitchen should have their houses foreclosed on. Just me? #MeOW #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Drop the mic. Barb was just sniffing pickles. It's like MTV edits strictly for me. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Barb smelling pickles should have had a caption that said, 'Just like dat dere Mike!" #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Yay! Jenelle is pregnant for the 8th time in 5 episodes. Move over #MichelleDuggar! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
RT is you think Nathan will be a great day who will take the newborn tanning and force it to drink Creatine. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Did Jenelle's pregnancy stick just say "Pregnant 23" ?? Even the stick is like, "This is the 23rd time. Keep 'em closed." #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Sissy unbuckled her seatbelt b/c she'd rather take her chances flying through the windshield than live in poverty for life #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
P.S., Leah makes it seem like Jeremy has to take a spaceship to New Mexico. Clearly you take a time machine. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
If Javi drops Issac off at Jo's it's going to be like a Menudo reunion! Of course Janet will play the role of Selena's killer. #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Ding dong! Is Janet home? I can HEAR HER!!! JANETTTT! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
booty booty booty rockin everywhere! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
A good strategy for Chelsea: Tell Adam he can have full custody of Aubree and she'll pick her up when she's 18. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Aubree throws fits like when Randy accidentally realizes he bought low fat cream cheese. #IFeelBad #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Did Nathan get blonde tips? He's already planning to say the baby doesn't even look like him. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Any other babies in there? Like a buy one get one? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Barb. Is. Going. To. Have. A. F*cking. Stroke. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Pretty sure I saw Jenelle's nose grow when she answered the "are you taking any street drugs" question from the nurse. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
"I's don't wants her muscles to decrease." Corey is like a doctor. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Um. Did Corey just say "whip her?" in reference to sissy?! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
I'd say Corey gained his Freshman 15 but….so…..maybe like 6th grade 15? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
All these kids better pipe the F down. Uncle IBBB has a headache, y'all! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Thanks for not being a terror for 11 seconds. Here's an ice cream to keep you calm! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
10 Minutes Later: Jenelle should have told the nurse she was just on Tylenol Children's Chewables. And some occasional heroin. #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Kail has some surprise news? Is she double pregnant? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
If Suzi's sober I don't want to be right. Is that how the saying goes? Eh, either way. Drink! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
We're having some record Tweets tonight! I feel so alive. God is real. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Dawn got extensions! Dawn got extensions! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
My money is on Jeremy trying to literally dig his way from New Mexico to actual Mexico. I have no idea where either are located #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Dawn eating "cheesey-bread" makes me feel like we can all sleep better tonight. Also, heart attacks for everyone! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
"Oh, hi Jenelle." ~ Barb #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
I mean those could have been ANY of Jenelle's old ultrasound pictures #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
"I'm not taking another baby!" ~ Barb She is like to local adoption drop-off. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
"Hey Jace! See this? This is a pic of the baby that I'm going to keep. YOU get to still live with Barbara. See you next year!" #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Every drug Jenelle did, Jace got too. So cute. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Jace will teach the new baby how to say "f*ck" and hide from Barb during menopause (aka every day) #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
"Hey Lay, wanna get laid out!" BARB AT HER BEST! Hahahaha #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Can the lawyer force Chelsea to stop wearing all of Audrina's hats from The Hills? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
I can HEAR Janet cooking breakfast. SHOW ME HER FACE! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
I'm psyched that Suzi is invited to Kail's house. She is going to rob the sh*t out of her place! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
When Suzi said "I will be there no matter what" she meant, like, drunk and junk….right? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Non Teen-Mom related, but popped into my head:
In other news, Blake Lively sounds like Greta Van Susteren
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Jace reads better than Nathan #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
So Jenelle is basically admitting she loves the new baby waaaay more than Jace. Neither kid has a fighting chance. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Jeremy CAN'T talk to Leah all the time from New Mexico. He doesn't know Spanish. Duh! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Thanks all for playing along with this weeks Live Tweeting of #TeenMom2. It was our best week yet! Numbers rule! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014
Kids, we broke over 1,000 re-tweets, tweets, favorites, etc last night. I’m pretty sure that means I’m on par with when Beyonce announced she was pregnant. Follow me on Twitter to take part in IBBB Live-Tweeting events!