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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle and Nathan are the Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin of Our Generation

Author: Patrick Varone
Last Major Update: March 26, 2014

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Kail wanted to not see Javi before the wedding b/c they're traditional. Just like showing up pregnant. It's in the Bible. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Why is she nervous for the first kiss? Be worried you're going to start crowning mid-vows! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

I love how Jace just screams f*ck in Pirate Mike's face. Just like Barb..except she adds "me" at the end. WINK! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Jenelle has a wide variety of court outfits. I think she's starting to repeat some though. #CriminalProblems #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Better late for court than pregnant! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Chelsea is about to graduate soon, so I'm pretty sure she's a doctor now. Thanks ObamaCare! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

I wonder if Chelsea will win "Best Vag Waxer" at graduation? Dream big, dream orange. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Why is Leah whispering during her voice-overs? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Jeremy took that job in New Mexico and you can totally tell Dawn thinks that's the next town over, y'all! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

"workin' a gas job." It's like white trash Mad Libs! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Lunchables is totally like, no thanks Leah. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Chelsea is no beauty school drop out. Take that HATERS! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

That last Tweet was actually meant for me. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Looks like "Karma" will be vacationing in a shallow dumpster for summer vacation. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

South Dakota: Where Kate Gosselin hairdos are still a thing. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Nice to see Cortland signed the waiver to show his face in the parking lot #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Odd that Jenelle didn't pass her drug test. That's the second test she just failed (no white after Labor Day) #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Nathan should do her sentence for her, you know, so he can bang dudes in the prison. Was that not clear? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

RT if you think Jenelle may have been the inspiration for Orange is the New Black. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

I really hope Suzi is going to run her up the aisle #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

All those tats really make the wedding braces pop on camera! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

What in the holy hell is Leah's kids wearing?! Jeremy is going to have to intro himeself to his neighbors, legally #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Jeremy is making $40K in five weeks? Why that house then?! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

"You mades them promises that you weren't go to New Mexico." ~ Beautifully spoken by Leah #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

I mean who the hell makes promises about New Mexico before a wedding? Is that even a thing?? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Does that interviewer have ombre crunchy curls? Drop the mic. I'm done. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Barb's Blue Shirt FTW! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

"Jenelle can be such a little bitch!" THANK YOU JESUS! Barb is going back to season 1! I love life! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

How did Barb just add an "r" in "law?" "Jenelle thinks she's above the larw." Bravo, Barb, bravo. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

When you don't know the difference between cookies and pepperoni, it's time to do flash cards. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Nathan bringing flowers to pick up Jenelle in jail is like bringing a ham to a funeral. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Nice to see Jenelle got those prison braids after 48 hours in the slammer. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Strange that Jenelle didn't care for the accommodations in jail. I always thought jail was supposed to be 5 star. Hmm. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

RT if you think we'll see Suzi's drunk body floating by in the shark tank #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

What are all these "high end treatments" Chelsea keeps speaking of? Does she mean, like, tight perms and burnt sienna highlights? #TeenMom2

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

If Jenelle doesn't want Nathan talking to girls whilst she's in jail, she should try to spend most of her time not in said jail #TeenMom2

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Please, if Nathan was in jail Jenelle would have burned though 4-6 abortions #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

So we're all on the same page that Sam Kinison is Jenelle's biological father, yeah? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

If Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin can't make it last, how can Jenelle and Nathan make it?! Endless Love. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Corey should come over to give sex to Leah when Jeremy is laying pipe in New Mexico. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

How do these jobs even exist?! It's like America circa 1847. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Kail's crying because she's getting married in an aquarium, right? Riiiiight?? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Nice vows. So his name is Jose or Javi? Is that like John/Jack? #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

If Suzi was there to give a toast it would go something like this: "fjdjfd jfopewfo ewko ewopfkedfmdjfidjfoidsfoids" #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Javi should have slipped Nuvaring onto Kail 9-months ago. #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

Until next time, my friends, thanks for playing along! #TeenMom2 #MTV

— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014

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