Teen Mom 2 Recap: Eat the Cake Chelsea Mae, I Said Eat the Cake Chelsea MaeAuthor: Patrick Varone Updated: January 29, 2014 Thanks to all who took part in another successful Teen Mom 2 Live Tweet last night! You guys crack me up like Jenelle on crack with what you Tweet at me during the show. I’ll get better at responding to more next week. In the meantime, take a stroll down memory lane and enjoy some of my favorite random Tweet-thoughts from last night. And follow me on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/ibbb) whilst you’re at it and join in next week. It’s like a weight loss program!I just carb loaded and am ready to recap! Let's do this! #TeenMom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Does Chelsea's trans friend have a pretzel on his beanie? Good for him. Sex joke in there somewhere #TeenMom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Adam totally gets the court system. That kid is a real go getter. Just give him Aubree #TeenMom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014LC wants her braid back #TeenMom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014I can't even with Leah's family vacation #TeenMom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Barb putting a pickle in Jace's mouth is something I assume she learned from Pirate Mike…WINK! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Since Jenelle blew all her money on heroin, I'm pretty sure the only sport Jace will be able to afford IS f*ckball #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Like all of us, Aubree is over this sh*t #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Eat the cake Chelsea Mae, I said eat the cake Chelsea Mae #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014I hear pushing toddlers into the toilet is the perfect way to potty train #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Pretty sure Kail used Jo's socks for her court sock-bun #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014You're right Kail…wearing underwear to court is so old school. Beav to the wind! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Know what this show needs? A nice awkward transition to Kacey Musgraves #TeenMom2 #GrammyJokes #IBBB— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Barb pretty in pink! #TeenMom2 #IBBB pic.twitter.com/XnRJiSv6Dh— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Jenelle references her abortion like she just complete her chores-wheel. I took out the trash, got my abortion, and am ready to mingle— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Barb: "He could be a serial killaaah." Still 6 steps up from Keifaah RIP Grassy Knoll #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Barb's laugh is like a fresh morning dew, on a brand new day #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014I can't believe Barb & Jenelle aren't screaming @ each other. She sure has that abortion glow to her. #TeenMom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Dating tips from Barb. #teenmom2 http://t.co/1MVjIEn2xW— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Sissy stuffing her bra like Momma! #teenmom 2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Seriously, that's the same pool as the opening of Karate Kid #iMissRecita #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Jeremy eating beef jerky at the motel pool on vacation…we're watching the american dream in motion #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Aubree demands sunglasses because Chelsea's burnt red hair is too much for any child to handle. Don't look directly at it #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014You guys! Kate Gosselin is Chelsea's teacher! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014What school is it when you have to tell your class your favorite dessert? Skool iz tuff! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Megan cackles over a vagina facial. Truth be told she can just start with a regular facial. Maybe just some soap & water. Start small— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Uh. That's not Disney World. That place is called "Fun Spot." And is rusty. Get a tetanus shot, y'al! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Sidenote. In life, EVERYONE that attends a water park is Leah's mom. Ponder that for a smidge. #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Hot dogs and a ball pit…or as Leah and Corey used to call it, "foreplay." Hey-oh! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Doritos, hot pink press on nails, purple streaked hair, an extra large ICEE, frizzy hair. Really paints a white trash picture #teenmom2— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Jenelle getting a pedicure is so Hollywood. Barb picking up dog sh*t is so reality. #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014No way is Jenelle moving to fast! Moving to fast would be getting your abortion AT your wedding reception. Duh! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014So how many sets of braces does Tori have in her mouth at one time? Please add sub-titles. #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Goggles is officially the family speller. They're saved! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014I woke up from the commercial saying how the hell did this sh*t happen, oh baby. Drunk off Barb #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Aubree slept through 75% of this episode…just like me! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014All that orange spray tan really turns you into a grease machine, apparently. #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Fill the Walmart Deli up halfway and ride it with Barb's surfboard, surfboard, surfboard #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Jenelle's BF Nathan is an underwear model? Translation: He's in his underwear in his mug shot #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014The most bizarre thing Jenelle has ever done? Back to back to back to back to back abortions and marriages #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014STOP. Is Nathan the white Keiffah? #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014I thought Jenelle was crazy from "the bipolar" not heroin?! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014"That bettah be God damn holy wataaah yaw spillin' over each others heads, Jenelle!" #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014MTV needs to not show Jeremy's diddle-fingers on my television. Thanks. #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014I'd like to correct that last Tweet. MTV needs to not show Jeremy's alcoholic diddle fingers. Ok I feel better. #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014Wow that was a fast hour! Thanks for playing along with this weeks live teen mom tweet! #teenmom2 #ibbb— IBBB (@ibbb) January 29, 2014 More IBBB Favorites: Teen Mom 2 Recap: Abortions & F-Bombs Teen Mom 2 Recap: Please Tase Him, Bro! 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