I’m ready to give some teenage mothers some attention. Whoever retweets me the most for next hour gets a special msg! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Barb is back in blue! It’s like olden days when Barb was slicin’ deli meat and yelling at people. So same/same #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Barb is Jenelle’s mother and father? It must be b/c she has balls that she’s bustin’ just tryin’ to god-damn survive #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Jace is being mean probz b/c everyone around him yells, kicks, and punches for 18 out of 24 hrs during the day. Just a guess. #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Welcome Back to the Dump, Javi! Work Harder! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
How can you have good times when Suzi is sober? Or anyone for that matter? Booze = Laughs. It’s just math. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
I’m not joking. Is Kail’s friend that lady who freaked out when Oprah surprised a rando woman w/ meeting Tom Cruise circa 2002? #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
How is money tight with Leah? Did MTV stop paying her? Overall, after 3 kids I hear nothing is tight, y’all! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
I. Don’t. Understand. Any. Of. The. Words. Leah. Is. Saying. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
I think Leah should raise money for child support by doing She by Sheree’s “Child Support Man” play. #RHOA #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
I won’t lie. Drinking Bud Light around a fire never made me feel like a teen mom….until now. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Adam has ANOTHER girlfriend is > Mama June having a husband. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Chelsea maybe slurring all of her words, but I actually understand all of them. I’m like The Drunk Whisperer #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Oh Jesus. Leah is spray painting makeup on “Chastity’s” face. So many things wrong w/ that sentence. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
While Leah’s in the bathroom can she please blow her nose. Or Corey? Just blow something. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Chastity’s dream of filming a reality show whilst sitting on a rusty toilet has JUST COME TRUE! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
If Kail’s kids continue to cry I WILL press mute. I swear I will. It’s like birth control for my ears. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
I think Kail’s kids need some of Grandma Suzi’s “Sleep Juice” for a spell or two #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Issac is just reacting how most men would when Kail took out her boob on national television (or “tele” for my British followers) #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Adam’s girlfriend looks like the girl next door….to the whore-house…that gives out handies in the parking lot of a 7-11 #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Aubree was conceived at the cabin?? I thought she was conceived in Chelsea’s vagina? Hmmph. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Barb riding shotgun with Jenelle driving is like the Thelma and Louise of our generation. Keep riding Thelma! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Hahahahahaa a tattoo on Barb’s breast = everything my life is missing! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Barb is such a girly-girl. Getting her nails done…swearing….spitting….you know, the norm. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Why do people judge me when I judge others based on their looks? It’s not like I can see their heart. Geesh. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Is there some pandemic going around America where young girls have white hair and sharpie eye brows? #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
If MTV wont give Corey sub-titles then I’m not going to bother looking at my television. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Javi is home from the war? Did we win, or no? #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
I’m just going to say it. Javi missed Lincoln more than Issac.There, I feel better. RT if you agree. Favorite if you hate me. #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Is Jenelle’s new lawyer actually Chelsea’s male friend “sans” a knit hat? #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Keep an eye on your servers, Ok Cupid, because Jenelle is officially divorced. Mazel! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Chelsea looking for more fish in the sea is what the dictionary calls a “metaphor.” #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
My favorite Teen Mom is Mary. Who’s yours? #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Chelsea talking about getting her vag lasered is why Eli Whitney created the television in 1989. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Rumor has it, that bank had more coins in it before Suzi came to visit. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Leah could save more money by buying JiffyPop instead of $100 on an old-timey “corn popper” y’all! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Leah shouldn’t be mad at Corey. If anything she should be blaming her vagina for having an opening. No? Too much? #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Chelsea at a bar = abundance of duck lips, light beer and peace fingers. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Whoa. Nathan knows Bible stories? Mind. Blown. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
Hahaha Barb is just diagnosing everyone with “the bi-polar.” Jenelle, Jace, Gabriel, Kieffah, etc. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
I’d siding with Jenelle on this one. At least she knows why kids freak around the Barb-o-Matic. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014
And my favorite comment Tweeted at me last night goes too..
@ibbb Did Kail’s friend just haul ass to the Dakotas to play Chelsea’s friend? — cassandra (@cassandralair) September 4, 2014