I may or may not be drunk live tweeting Teen Mom. Join me? #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Even though Jenelle is due any day I think she can still fit in one last abortion! #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
oh hi jenelle #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Jenelle doesn't know one person at her baby shower. Plus it's missing punches and blood-splats #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Jenelle's water broke and Jace is like, "So, now, what # baby is this….technically?" #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Props for Jenelle driving herself to the emergency room/delivery room/I don't know where you have a baby #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
RT if you think Jenelle should name her baby "MTV IBBB III" #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Kail needs more chin and more tattoo. #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
You know what the new puffy leather couch is? The backyard-yet-fenced-in-trampoline #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
I'm sorry I'm going to need "Casity" to take a drug test before I let her watch Leah's kids. #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
How did Leah go from a trailer to a basement to a modular home to an apartment? She's like a West Virginian real-estate mogul? #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
I legit fell asleep during Chelsea's segment….the baby voice made me sleepy-pants #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Is "going to college" really the same as clicking "accept" on your computer? #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
If Kail goes to college I hope she joins a sorority and I also hope Suzi hazes her! Drink! #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
RT if the baby that exits Jenelle is actually a miniature Kieffah with a gambling problem #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Please. Like Jenelle can't do ANYTHING when her legs are spread. #Pinocchio #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Adam and his girlfriend are like the "after" of a dead porn couple from the 80's "before and after." Too soon? #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Hmmm. Is it ironic that Adam has Randilicious' hairline? #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Adam's GF should totally be friends with Chelsea. Then she can steal Aubree and use her as a drug mule #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
It's so odd to watch Corey drive a car when he's not using his feet to stop it like Fred Flintstone #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
The shelves in West Virginian Walgreens are barren of blond hair dye #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Congrats Jenelle! It's a boy! Again. Like, another boy. You know you have one already, right? Either way, mazel! #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Ugh. Can't Jenelle snort the baby to make it stop crying? #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
"Oh hi baby #2" ~ Barb Evans #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
If Issac doesn't come back after 6 weeks as a J Lo backup dancer (trained by Janet) I'll be pissed! #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Just so we're clear, Corey is wearing 2 t-shirts to his meeting w/ the lawyer, right? Perfect. #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Bravo for Corey's lawyer dressing like Bob Barker circa 1982. $1 dollar, Bob! #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Aubree should have sharper spikes on her cleats so she can kick Adam in the ding-ding #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
True story. 2 years ago I sat next to Adam at a bar in NYC and was pretty sure he was going to kick my ass. #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Know what I love about Teen Mom? Every week the exact same thing happens…except sometimes Jenelle keeps the baby. #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Jenelle's like, "Hey Jace. You wanna see the only son I have?" #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Jace is totally going to kill that baby. Right? Riiiiiight? #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
So, guys, if I get 1 million retweets I'll buy Jace from Barb. Who's with me??? #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Reason why you won't lose your kids: "Not shooting up heroin every night." Reasoning, by Jeremy #TeenMom #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
Plus! A little Tweet-Love from Randilicious
@ibbb I had it first
— Randy Houska (@PapaRandlicious) September 18, 2014
@PapaRandlicious Randy, kind sir, welcome back to IBBB! Also, Chelsea is the most normal parent on this show. Nice work! #TeenMom
— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014
TY, good to be back @ibbb: Randy, kind sir, welcome back to IBBB! Also, Chelsea is the most normal parent on this show. Nice work! #TeenMom
— Randy Houska (@PapaRandlicious) September 18, 2014
