I Hate You, You Hate Me

I hate you, you hate me, we’re a fame-whore family. With a great big chin and some big new boobs to boot. Won’t you say you love me too? Awww, we all love that song. Heidi, Steve Sanders, and Barney stopped to take an impromptu photo at the “A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival” yesterday in LA. This charity event was sponsored by Disney and proceeds are going to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Ok now that we’ve covered the business side of things, let’s talk about Heidi and Steve Sanders.

Is it wrong that there are more fake parts on Heidi than on Barney? Is it wrong that Barney and Steve Sanders have the same smile and that they’re mouths hardly move while talking? Is it wrong that Barney, a fake purple dinosaur, has more actual talent than Heidi and Steve Sanders combined? Is it wrong that even though all these things are true, Heidi and Steve Sanders, separately, will make more money in appearances than this Barney in question will for his appearances over the next 2 years? Oh, and by the way Spencer, we get it. You have a Louis Vuitton wallet. You don’t have to have it sticking out of your front pocket. Oh, and speaking of that. You’re a dude. Guys put their wallets in their back pocket. Man up.