But Where are the Seagulls?

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Fashion, put it all on me don’t you wanna see these clothes on me.  At first horrid glance, I assumed that Heidi and Spencer were filming a new and wonderful music video whilst on the beach in CA the other day.  Alas, they weren’t.  Spencer Pratt is trying to get Heidi Montag’s ass (which at present time is the only real thing on her body) into shape.  He was quite the gentleman by holding the umbrella over her head as she lifted weights, did squats, and proceeded to run on the beach.

My favorite photo is the first one where Heidi is doing her best “Superstar!” impersonation.  These two are an f’n joke.  Who wears a hot-pink J Lo jumper when working out?  She’s that douche that’s at the gym that is all dressed up with a full face of makeup and lifting 1lb dumb-bells while walking at a 3.5 pace on the treadmill.  I mean, I’ve been to the gym only one time, but that one time I say a girl like that.  Anyscript, Heidi is that girl.

I miss the seagulls 😳

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