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I'll Take the Stephanie Pratt Lamp for $199, Pat, and the Rest in a Gift Certificate.

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: December 18, 2009

stephanie-pratt

 

 

Everyone’s favorite scriptedly drunken puke machine, Stephanie Pratt showed up to show her support at the Candy Ice Jewelry “Sparkle in Their Eyes” charity event in LA the other night.  I’m sure Methanie was just pleased that it was “Sparkle in their eyes” and not “Police lights in her eyes.”  Hey oh!  Well, with the recent Stephanie Pratt jingles I’ve written lately like the Stephanie Pratt Fraggle Rock jingle and the Stephanie Pratt Christmas jingle, I only see it fitting to keep up the musical tradition that, sadly and pathetically, is taking place lately on IBBB.  So here we go. To the tune of Frank Sinatra’s “The Lady is a Tramp”  And a 1 and a 2 and a 1, 2, 3, 4…

She just too high for dinner at 8,
She loves to drink and stays out too late,
She loves her brother, even though I hate,
That’s why Stephanie Pratt is an anorexic lamp.

Threatens to leave The Hills whilst her lunch she hurls,
Is becoming less interesting whilst Holly Montag does drunken twirls,
Only dishes the dirt whilst the MTV camera rolls,
That’s why Stephanie Pratt is an anorexic lamp.

Her face is sunken in, her arms look like rods,
Looks more like a bobble-head, than the rest of these broads,
Someone check the script, this show only features frauds,
That’s why Stephanie Pratt is an anorexic lamp.

And This Too:

  • Oh I'm Sorry. Is That Stephanie Pratt With "Red" from "Fraggle Rock?" You Guys See This Too, Right?
  • I Always Knew Santa Was a Drunk. I Just Never Knew He Suffered From Anorexiaitis
  • Stephanie Pratt at Millions of Methshakes
  • Stephanie Pratt Arrested for DUI. My Money Was on Holly Montag.

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