Here comes Drunky Claus,
Here comes Drunky Claus,
Right down Anorexia Lane.
New nose and lips, and all her reindeer,
With Meth shooting out of her veins!
Sirens ringing, driving and drinking,
Stephie’s merry, but not bright,
So get your bail money and say your prayers,
‘Cause Drunky Claus comes tonight!
Here comes Drunky Claus,
Here comes Drunky Claus,
Right down Anorexia Lane.
She’s gotta bag that’s filled with meth,
For Heidi and Spencer again!
Bells are ringing, Enzo’s INS’ing,
The Hills is such a fright,
So jump in bed, Stephanie’s got a new head,
‘Cause Drunky Claus comes tonight!