Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx and her husband, Squiggy, really did up Italy big time over the 4th of July weekend. Nice way to celebrate America’s birthday, J Glow, by leaving it and going to Italy. Just a girl from the Bronx seems to forget it’s this crap bag country that made her into what she is today; a mediocre singer, bad actress, decent fly-girl dancer, and fashion designer/sweat-shop manager. Now hop your ass back on “The 6” and wave a couple of American flags in the Bronx.
Anyway, in other Saint Jennifer news, J Lo has been issued a subpoena last week to testify in a lawsuit over a 1999 nightclub shooting that involved her then boyfriend, Diddy-Puff Daddy-Sean Combs. The subpoena came from the woman, Natania Reuben, who was shot in the face at that club in 1999 and is now suing for $130 million. That’s like the price of 3 rooms in the J Lo compound! Hopefully whilst on the stand she can sing “Waiting for Tonight” and just put all this behind her.
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