Anyway, in other Saint Jennifer news, J Lo has been issued a subpoena last week to testify in a lawsuit over a 1999 nightclub shooting that involved her then boyfriend, Diddy-Puff Daddy-Sean Combs. The subpoena came from the woman, Natania Reuben, who was shot in the face at that club in 1999 and is now suing for $130 million. That’s like the price of 3 rooms in the J Lo compound! Hopefully whilst on the stand she can sing “Waiting for Tonight” and just put all this behind her.
Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx and her husband, Squiggy, really did up Italy big time over the 4th of July weekend. Nice way to celebrate America’s birthday, J Glow, by leaving it and going to Italy. Just a girl from the Bronx seems to forget it’s this crap bag country that made her into what she is today; a mediocre singer, bad actress, decent fly-girl dancer, and fashion designer/sweat-shop manager. Now hop your ass back on “The 6” and wave a couple of American flags in the Bronx.