What a blessed event. Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx and her wife, Marc Anthony, get off their private jet with their twins wrapped up in what I can only assume is office rugging from the late 1970’s. She’s just a simple girl from the Bronx, but not the normal Bronx we all know. I’m talking about the Bronx that has private jets. All caught up?
The “Holy Trinity” landed in Belgium shortly after J Glow gave a surprise performance at a school in Staten Island. The children, it was reported, were so surprised to see her and I’m assuming she was just as surprised to see so many little boys all tanned up and with waxed eyebrows. Ahhh Staten Island, you can never start them too young.