It has been a long long time since Iâve gotten to even write a word about Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx (my personal favorite). However, the Lopez draught of 2007 has quickly come to an end. Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx was attending the âWinter TCA Press Tourâ looking like a cross between caramel topping and a Reeseâs Peanut Butter Cup. I mean, donât get me wrong it totally looks like she is wearing the rug and office chairs on the set of a 1970âs porno too..I didnât forget about that! But, as much as I hate to admit, Saint Jennifer does look pretty decent even with her skirt hiked all the way up to her boobs, or as I like to call them âthe lopezâs.â
Anyway in extremely disturbing Jennifer Lopez news, I believe she has started a cult. Hereâs the proof. Jennifer just launched her new perfume, âGlow After Darkâ (I think it smells like the champagne room after dark) and is kicking off a month long celebration. What does a month long celebration consist of, you ask? Good question. Well, the interactive celebration consists of the following:
- An online video time line of J Loâs life (no joke)
- A JLoPedia (no joke) in which J Lo fans can contribute their own knowledge of J Lo (again, no joke)
- Visitors can become âGlow Girlsâ named after the perfume (no joke)
- âGlow Girlsâ may be flown to NYC to appear on the âGlow After Dark Showâ (still no joke)
I am truly not making any of this up. I canât even top the humor of this actual situation. Is she for Fân real? Well her song may say sheâs foâ real, but I think sheâs foâ crazy. Now do you all understand why Iâve been calling her Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx? Clearly after this âJ Lo celebrationâ she is already a nominee for sainthood. In fact, she just pushed Mother Theresa out of first place.