- An online video time line of J Lo’s life (no joke)
- A JLoPedia (no joke) in which J Lo fans can contribute their own knowledge of J Lo (again, no joke)
- Visitors can become “Glow Girls” named after the perfume (no joke)
- “Glow Girls” may be flown to NYC to appear on the “Glow After Dark Show” (still no joke)
I am truly not making any of this up. I can’t even top the humor of this actual situation. Is she for F’n real? Well her song may say she’s fo’ real, but I think she’s fo’ crazy. Now do you all understand why I’ve been calling her Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx? Clearly after this “J Lo celebration” she is already a nominee for sainthood. In fact, she just pushed Mother Theresa out of first place.