Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx and her big bag-o-sass quickly walked up the halls of the Hart Senate Office Building yesterday and ducked into Obama’s office. The pictures show J Glow wearing all black (probably to help camouflage her big ass) and sunglasses as office buildings are usually very sunny and bright. Once word in the building spread that the Saint J Lo was there people lost their shit and everyone came running. Really? A lot must not go on in Illinois.
I’m glad that Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is having secretive meetings in Obama’s office. She is, clearly, qualified for anything political. She has the magic touch with her singing and acting, so I’m sure this will work out well for Obama. Hopefully his campaign song will be “Waiting For Tonight.”