I Want My J Lo TV

Holy Bailamos J Lo! Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx will be coming to a television set near you (hopefully in panoramic). Have you ever wondered what J Glow would do after she beautifully mastered the art of fine acting and mastered her singing career? Well wonder no longer because now you get to watch Saint Jennifer juggle all of her 25 mediocre careers and motherhood all at the same fly-girl time. This reality “docu-series” or “lopez-vision” as I’ll be calling it will air on TLC, which apparently still exists.

J Lo will be co-executive producer, co-creator, and co-star of this “show.” She’ll also be the co-ruiner.

When reached for comment, Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx said “I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together.” Oh yeah? I’m excited to hopefully listen to J Glow sing soft and out of tune lullabies to her twins. First a “docu-series” and then a whole channel dedicted to Saint Jennifer. Sky and ass is the limit!

Waiting for tonight….ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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