Rihanna was hobbling throughout NYC over the weekend and while some are saying she hurt her ankle others are wondering why she looks like she’ wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet. Oh, and by “others” I actually mean “just me.” I’m totally hoping that Rihanna is a major booze hound and is being forced to wear this bracelet. Prior to this I thought Rihanna was just ok. Sure “Umbrella” is catchy and who doesn’t like a little “SOS” from time to time, but now that I’m assuming she has a problem with alcohol I think she is prettier, more talented, funnier, and overall just a better person. I’d like to see her slurring her words and falling into the street. Hot.
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