Uh oh! Someone is gonna have some ‘splaining to do! Us Weekly is reporting that Chris Brown has turned himself in connection to a domestic violence criminal threat incident that allegedly went down after that God-forsaken Clive Davis pre-Grammy party the other night. An unidentified woman called 911 and claimed that Chris Brown had attacked her. Police say the woman had visible injuries.
Satan Perez Hilton is claiming that the woman who was assaulted by Chris Brown was, in fact, Rihanna. Yowza, this isn’t a good thing at all. Although I did feel like a real reporter reporting this story. Reports. Reporting. Reported. Report.