Jonathan Rhys Meyers Pulls an Opposite Britney

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (I don’t know what two of those three words mean) pulled an opposite Britney Spears by leaving rehab early and then shaving his head. Dude, if you’re trying to create some buzz about yourself you’re clearly supposed to shave your head and then enter rehab. Such an amateur mistake. Oh, and don’t forget to call yourself the anti-christ and draw “666” on your forehead.

Anyway Jonathan Rhys Meyers was at some random restaurant in LA fresh outta rehab and drinking coke. Boring. Get back to drinking, stupid. Never quit. Never. I mean, best of luck.

Who Shot The Opposite Britney!?!

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