The New York premiere of “Bride Wars” really brought out all the A-listers the other night. There were many celebrities there, but that’s pretty boring. The Real Housewives of New York City also stopped by the blue carpet and it made me long for them. Of course crazy ass LuAnn Delesepps was there (minus her alleged coke and whoring), as was creepy Simon, his fire faced beard and Alex McCord who seemed to have dyed her hair to match the drapes of everyone in the family. Finally, the house favorite, Ramona Singer, had a little alone time on the carpet whilst her fellow castmates tried their best not to laugh directly at her.
If there could be a Housewives Allstar team I would choose: Romona Singer, Nene Leakes, Kim Zolciak, She By Sheree, and Vicki (in which I would sometimes substitute out for Jill Zarin). This would be the Olympic Dream Team.
I’m a tool.