Blah. Even these photos look like they suck. The Real Housewives of New York attended their premiere party the other night at Tenjune in NYC. Fitting. So hereâs the breakdown. We have Bethenny Frankel (the Stewie Griffin of the group), along with Ramona Singer, Ramonaâs eyes, Alex McCord, Alexâs flapjack boobs, and a couple of newbies. One new cast member is Sonja Moran and the other is Jennifer Gilbert. I donât know which is which and, honestly, I couldnât give to sh*ts. All I know is that one looks like Marlee Matlin (and makes me already wish I was deaf) and the other one looks like if Lynne and Alexis from Real Housewives of Orange County merged into one skanked out trash-heap.
Not pictured is Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon, and LuAnn de Lesyphilis. However, Jill Zarin is talking about the 3rd season of Real Housewives and has said, âThis season is like Opposite Day from last season. This season is âBizarro Housewives.â Bethenny and I were best friends, and now weâre not. Kelly and I werenât friends, and now we are, and as youâll see, there will be more âopposites.â â
Thanks for explaining what âoppositesâ are, Jill. I know you think that the audience who actually watches this show wouldnât know, but guess what? We almost do.