Real Housewives of New York City cast member, Bethenny Frankel, was promoting her pregnant ass off for her new book “The Skinnygirl Dish” at Barnes and Noble in Fort Lauderdale yesterday. B. Frank was also signing bottles of her very own Skinnygirl Margarita for anyone and everyone who would take it. If you listen very quietly you can almost hear Kelly Bensimon hoarsely yelling, “Staaaahhhp Bethany, staaaahhhpp!”
B. Frank is gearing up to shoot a baby out from her body, the new season of Real Housewives, and her upcoming spinoff reality show on Bravo currently titled, “Bethenny Getting Married?” This chick is b-u-s-y! If she doesn’t take a minute to catch her breath she’ll end up giving birth in her toilet and being a guest on my other favorite TV show, “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”