Now I hate to speak ill of anyone in the Real Housewives of New York as I have daydreams of playing drinking games with them and plotting how to jump the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but what in the jihad hell kind of photoshopping is that? It looks like my level of photoshopping which consists of removing everything from the neck down and then just copying and pasting the face onto another body. I do, however, like how Bethenny Frankel is pointing to her ass so that we know just exactly where it’s supposed to be. It’s like an anatomy lesson, if you will.
Anycrap, Bethenny is pleased to show off her Peta Ad that consists of a 24 foot billboard in Times Square. In other Real Housewives news, it’s being reported that LuAnn de Lesseps’ gap-toothed smile will be plastered across the Saint Louis Gateway Arch. Well, it’s not so much being reported as it is me just making that part up. Ok. That will be all. Good day.