The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion is going to be in two parts.Ā Iām breathing slowing as Iām typing this because I want to open up my apartment window and yell out, āI love you America, I love you!āĀ The gang filmed this in Atlantic City, which is just basically a large broken down carnival with gaudy hotels.Ā Basically, itās a Jersey dream come true.
Just from watching the preview alone I already have plans to plug my DVR into a backup generator in case there is any kind of malfunction.Ā I could care less that Iāll die from carbon monoxide poisoning because itās worth it.Ā Itās. All. Worth. It.
I canāt tell if my favorite part is Teresa screaming āone at timeā as she mocks Danielle the same way my sister would mock me when we were little or if my favorite part will be when Teresa says so Danielle, āBitch Iām gonna pin you down.āĀ I can only hope she ends that sentence with, āā¦and make you do fabulous as I take your picture.āĀ Or perhaps itās when Teresa gets two inches from Danielleās spooktacular face and screams āDo NOT bring up my family!āĀ She says it in the same octave from when she flipped over the table and Barney Rubble had to hold her back and she was screaming something about going to her house to get a bl*w job.Ā You know, to this day I still have no idea what she said.
Although, some runners up are certainly going to be when Danielle takes out a dummy head wearing a wig.Ā I mean, point me in the direction of the website in which I can purchase one because my credit card has been paid off and Iām ready to charge.Ā Also, I think itās going to be fun watching Andy Cohen get thrown down by Teresa like a little rag doll and also chase Jacqueline around the set like an episode of Tom and Jerry.Ā And no reunion show would be complete without Kim G, literally, wearing the same dress my sister wore to her junior prom in 1992.Ā This is too much.Ā This is all just too much.