When did The Real Housewives franchise turn into the Scooby Doo movies where they just keep making them over and over again? Either way, meet the cast of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! And, apparently, the only people who have money in Beverly Hills are white women. Seriously, would it have been that hard to toss in a few other nationalities? Well if they’re not going to, I am, which is why I am adding the ghost of Nell Carter to round out the cast. You’re welcome.
So let’s meet this trashtastic cast:
Kim Richards: A divorced mother of four and starred as a telepathic sibling in 1975’s “Escape to Witch Mountain.” Least importantly, she is one of the aunts of Nicky and Paris Hilton. Based on that last piece of information alone, I already don’t like her. Although I do like her money so, well, there’s that.
Kyle Richards: Another aunt of Paris and Nicky Hilton. This one may look familiar as she’s been seen in Paris Hilton’s “The Simple Life” and “My New BFF.” A mother a four, with the hair length of a 20 year old, Kyle and Kim are, go figure, sisters. The first time one of these trashbags say, “Hey bitch” or “That’s Hot” I’m turning off the TV and denying citizenship.
Camille Donatacci-Grammer: Finally some Hollywood royalty (read that again, but with a sarcastic overtone). Camille, a former Playboy model, is the wife of Kelsey Grammer. Based on looks alone (the most important and accurate way to judge someone), Camille looks like she may be the crazy-train of the cast. Similar to Danielle from Housewives of New Jersey, I already want to knock over a 7-11 with her.
Lisa Vanderpump-Todd: Ex-actress who owns two restaurants with her husband Kenneth Todd, is the mother of three. Random fact, her Bentley was stolen and left for dead the same day as Charlie Sheen’s. I’m not quite sure what that means, but E! seems to think this is important to know so, well, I’m reporting it.
Adrienne Maloof-Nassif: The wife of a plastic surgeon, Adrienne’s family owns the Las Vegas Palms Hotel and Casino, the Sacramento Kings, and other businesses. I would like to also say that she, too, may be one of the crazy-trains of the cast.
So that’s the cast. I’m not sure how I feel about any of this, but one thing is for sure…these are people with real money. Like, real real money. Not saying that the other Real Housewives (OC, NYC, ATL) don’t have money, but I don’t get the feeling we’re going to be seeing any of these women having their houses foreclosed. I’m not sure why this series didn’t start in Beverly Hills, but I’m glad they’re there.