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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: It’s 2014. Stop Calling it a “White Party”

Author: ibbb Updated: November 19, 2014


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Thanks to all who joined me for a little live-tweeting of the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And a special thank you to Andy Cohen who retweeted me during said event. And by “Andy Cohen” I of course mean “his assistant who controls his Twitter account.”

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Speaking of which, join me on Twitter so you never miss out on a monumental occasion like this again. Let’s never be apart again.

I would pay top dollar if @KimRichards11 new opening tagline was, “F**k this sh*t, give me a drink. Burp!” #RHOBH

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

So this is basically just Days of Our Lives now, right? #RHOBH — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

I love when #RHOBH is back on. It makes me feel like my personal recession has yet to end. #RHOBH @Andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

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No offense but Kyle’s White Party is clearly her most racist party of the year. Go get your pointy hood, trash box. Blonk! #RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Kyle never ages. Ever. Velcro hightops clear have that effect #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Dear Santa, please let Adrienne 80’s dance with hair tinsel at Kyle’s white party. Please! I’ll be so good for the rest of the year #RHOBH — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Do you think the other women can’t relate to @YolandaHFoster due to her lack of bedazzled silk shirts? #RHOBH@andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

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Ugh it’s my DREAM in like to sell clothes at the bottom of @YolandaHFoster‘s Malibu property. #RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Strange how Gigi and I BOTH live in NYC but I never see her. Maybe she doesn’t eat at the Meatball Shop like I do, weekly? #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Hooray for @andy Retweeting me! 8 years in the making. I now set my sights on @Oprah (#RHOBH @andy) — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

If Kyle and Lisa can mend fences, I guess so can me and the homeless woman who lives outside my apt hissing at me.Love u Mitzy! #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Kyle and Lisa are like the Lucy and Ethel of our generation. (Lucy Smith and Ethel Green). #RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

I would NEVER go against ANYONE who was rich. Ever! #StayForTheMoney #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Which episode is it when we follow someone’s sentencing for doing illegal financial things? Oh, not Beverly Hills? Clink Clink.#RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

I’m psyched @lisarinna is on this season and not the first season, you know, b/c of how it ended with Russell and stuff. #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

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So looks like Kyle only has the non-whites working the white party? #RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Rumor has it for every 5 inches Kyle’s hair grows each season she donates $1M to charity. RT if u agree. Favorite if u disagree #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

I’d be totally ok with Ken getting @YolandaHFoster‘s new haircut. #RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

I don’t care what you say, I’m glad Brandi is back! I give it 10 minutes before her tongue goes numb. #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

“I hope no one gets their peeeeerrriooood!” said my 12 year old self. #RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

I want to just watch 60 minutes of Mohammed’s house. I’d be totally cool w/ just still shots. #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

PLEASE let the morally corrupt Faye Resnick be invited to @KyleRichards white party. #RHOBH @andy @TheRealCamilleG — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Lisa totally wants to Purell her entire body whilst walking through Kyle’s house. #RHOBH

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

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How many minutes before I get to witness middle-aged rich woman “wedding dance?” #RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Watching them interact w/ Adrienne is like when u run into that chick at the bar that got fired at work. Hey. #RHOBH @andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Kim. Is. Back. Don’t you EVER make us wait 49 minutes to see her again! #RHOBH @andy — IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

Adrienne’s first time back on #RHOBH and she just says, “It’s not appropriate to talk here.” Riveting television, Adrienne! #RHOBH@andy

— IBBB (@ibbb) November 19, 2014

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