


Is Whitney wearing a heavy duty garbage bag as a shirt? Her boobs are wrapped up tight and I’m ok with that. Dakota Fanning, on the other hand, is up way to late for a school night and provides a bad example to other up and coming little bitches like Bindi Irwin. Stay home. Do math. Put your teeth under your pillow. Wet your bed. Be a kid. Then we have Meredith, who rules on the office and in real life and, apparently, has hair so orange you can see it from space. Hopefully she went all the way with that and made sure the carpet matches the drapes. Nope. I take that back.
So, to sum up, clearly no real celebrity or important celebrity cares about Lupus and neither should you. Ok fine, you should care. God I hate when I get a conscience.