
First off they were lucky enough to attract the likes of Michael Lohan! Cherry, cherry, bell. When Michael got the call he put on his best shoe salesman sports coat and tightest stonewashed jeans he could find in his hamper. Next up Ali Lohan and tanerific mom, Dina, even stopped by. Careful Ali, it’s a school night and you’re 13 so hit the books or you’ll end up like you sister, Lindsay No Pants. Finally, Suchin Pak and Ally Sheedy made an appearance because, you know, they both make sense. Seriously? Even I should have been invited to this shitshow. Oh well.