“Santa Gropes Debbie Gibson.” I bet that is a sentence that has never been said before, ever. Ok, so it’s not as much “Santa” as it is Bruce Vilanch, but same-difference right? Every now and then I like to report on some really random fauxlebrity news. I mean, how many times can you really see Britney or Paris putanky? What, like 6, 7, 8 times a week? Time to move on for now. Let’s see how some of the fauxlebrities at the 20th Annual Ribbon of Hope Celebration celebrate. Oh there I see Judith Light from “Who’s the Boss” fame. Oh, and there’s Chad Allen from “Our House” fame. Hey! There’s Victoria Rowell from “Diagnosis Murder” fame. Oh, and there’s…..uh, yup that’s about it. Clearly a star-studded event.