It Worked! Kate Gosselin’s New Hair Makes Me Like Her Better! I Kid, I Still Hate Her.


Hey there random cities in middle America!  All your prayers worked because your idol, Kate Gosselin is starting 2010 off on the right foot!  No, she’s not going into hiding and being a full-time mother to her children, she got a new haircut!  That’s right.  You made fun of that old porcupine that was raping her scalp over the past few years and, well, now look what you did.  You made her magically grow new hair for a People Magazine photo shoot.  I hope you’re happy.  Now what are we going to make fun of her over?  Her 22 foot wide gentlemen greeter?  Doubtful.

It took celebrity hairstylist, Ted Gibson (biological father of Debbie Gibson) 20 hours to glue hair to Kate’s old spikes, but according to Kate she thinks it’s worth it.  Kate’s hair told People, “It’s good to have hair again.  I know this will be more upkeep than my old look, but I’m ready for it!”

Yes, Kate, it is nice to have hair again.  Ok you all done now?  Bye?

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