


I love how Mrs. Garrett literally looks crazier than a shit house rat. I had to place Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann at opposite ends of the photo gallery as I assume there is still tension between them once Beverly Ann replaced Mrs. Garrett on Facts of Life. Was there ever a Mr. Garrett, by the way? Then we have Elyse Keaton, whose teeth always bothered me even at a young age. I’ve then placed Ann Romano on top of Schneider because I always assumed Ann would be on top. Then there’s always Whitley Gilbert. I tossed her in there just for good measure. Oh, did I mention that I refuse to call these actors by their real names? I refuse. They’ll always be their characters to me and I like to pretend they’re real. TV = good for me.