Do you want to call all of Paris Hilton’s celebrity friends? All you need to do is buy her old cell phone. Wanna see Paris bumping uglies with guys and gals? All you need to do is buy her personal sex-tapes. It really is that easy my friends. So check this out, a new website: ParisExposed.com launched yesterday and has a ton of old Paris Hilton stuff from her storage unit that she never made payments on. The junk then went to auction and then some dude bought all her stuff in September and is now selling it all on his website….no joke. For a monthly fee of $39.97 you too can gain access to the following:
~Her cell phone numbers
~Personal video diaries
~Sex tapes
~Love letters to and from Nick Carter
~Paris’ AA sponsorship
~Photos of billionaire kids doing coke off someones chest
~Personal written diaries
~Discover if she really did give Cher’s son herpes
~Fan mail
~Medical records
~Bank statements
~much much more…and less
So if you spend the $39.97 to check this stuff out let me know. Better yet, send me over the photos, etc. I’m too cheap to pay for this myself and would rather have someone just tell me if it’s true or not. Oh, by the way there is a free movie clip that shows Paris smoking a tampon. Yup, the world is definitely coming to an end…for sure.