Ugh. Like Sylvester Getting Full Custody of Tweety.

Someone get PETA on the horn because Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, DouK Reinhardt, purchased a couple of parrots whilst at a pet store in Hollywood, CA.  Terrible.  Why do I have a feeling all you’re going to here out of these two birds is, “Heyyyy betch.  Cawww.  You look good betch.  Cawwww.  Sure I’ll take it in the back door, betch.  Cawwww.”  I wonder what Paris’ bird will say?

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