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Paris Sprouts Spray Tanned Boobs

By ibbb Updated: January 10, 2007

Ever heard the old saying, “Every time a reality star sprouts spray tanned boobs an angel gets its wings?” It’s a VERY old saying so you may not have heard it before. Paris is on the set of her upcoming (direct to DVD) movie “The Hottie and the Nottie.” Get used to hearing the title of this film because it’s almost Oscar time and something tells me we are going to be hearing a lot more about this! And the best actress in a dramatic role Oscar goes to….Paris Hilton in “The Hottie and the Nottie.” And cue the music and speech. Also cue Paris walking up the stairs without underpants on and boobs falling out of her dress. Now that’s how you do the Oscar’s my friends. Putanky to the wind!
In actual Paris news, she has plead “not guilty” in her DUI case today. No word yet if she also plead, “not talented” in court either. Paris will be hauling her ass back to court on January 23rd to see what happens to her. If found guilty, I believe Paris will be getting the electric chair.
Who Shot Those Spray Tanned Boobs!?!

And This Too:

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  • Paris Has Car Trouble, Stays Tanned

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