Uh-oh Paris likes to smoke “the weed cigarettes.” I place that in quotes so that the kids think I’m really “hip” and “up on the times.” Sometimes I have a hard time not “typing” in quotes. It makes it more fun. “Anyway,” while Paris was out enjoying the Coachella Music Festival a little while back Paris really got into things by sparking it up, but an unruly fan snapped some pictures of Paris in the “act.” Seriously, I hope they add another 45 days to her already existing prison sentence. Maybe they’ll give her the electric chair. Toss her mother onto that chair as well. She’s been pissing me off lately too. Oh, and you know I have to say my favorite line, “If Paris is smoking pot, where are the receipts?” Yes! Thank God for drugs.