Paris Hilton Just Keeps Giving

When I see Paris Hilton I typically think, “Now there’s a giver!” I also get itchy. Anyway, Paris Hilton wants to use her powers for good, not evil so she is carting her flat ass to Rwanda! While she’s there, Paris Hilton will stop by some schools and some health organizations for about 5-days during her neato charity tour bonanza. Oh, did I mention that this may also turn into a reality show? Uh, yeah. Paris has stated (insert high-pitched voice here), “I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me.” That’s right, Paris, because when you are trying to raise awareness for Rwanda it really does end up being all about you.

Paris continued by saying that her life felt empty and she “wants to leave my mark on the world.” Uh, can’t she just piss on a tree like a dog? I mean I know she’s technically already done that but she should take those same concepts overseas, no? I’m just trying to do my part to keep Rwanda as disease free as possible.

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