So, even though everyone is talking about this and the picture above I was disappointed that no one is even making reference to how illegally tanned Paris is. She is borderline orange. Therefore I thought this was as good a time as any to have a good old-fashioned “IBBB Celebrity Tan-Off!” In this round we have Paris Hilton vs. George Hamilton. Now I feel that Paris has a bit of an unfair advantage since her hair is white. White against “tan” really makes the tan pop! At the same time George has the greyish white around his hairline, which not only make his tan pop, but his teeth as well. It’s real toss up, but I will have to announce the winner of the first ever IBBB Celebrity Tan-Off as…George Hamilton. This decision was based on consistency. George has consistently been this tanned since 1962. Congratulations.
Sure everyone already knows that Paris had her Bentley towed away by the LAPD in front of The Standard Hotel after she was pulled over for speeding, driving without her headlights on, and a suspended license. Boring! For some reason I don’t feel bad when someone has their Bentley towed away. Bentley. BENTLEY!