Paris Hilton celebrated Easter (the Resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ) by “accidentally” showing her tanned ass to the paparazzi that I assume is allowed to live in her driveway. I think that was actually the way it happened in the Bible as well. Now don’t quote me, but I believe the Easter passage from the Bible (Mark 15:1) said something in regards to:
“Ye shall rise from the dead on the 3rd day as Ye old skanky fauxlebrity flashes her ass to thy Gods of paparazzi. Mary Magdalen was not as trashy as ye old Paris Hilton. Now go in peace and spread the word, not thy legs.”
Yeah, it went something like that. Can I go to hell for that? Probably huh?