Hi There Other Countries! Of Course You Can Bomb Us. I Understand.

Reason # 6,671,993 why other countries hate us. Paris Hilton, dressed in a blue dress with white stars all over it (trust me the missing red color was under her dress….trust me) showed up to spend a little time with David Letterman because, at the end of the day, Paris Hilton has the right to promote the crap she works on because we live in a country that allows her to do so. What are some of those countries who don’t allow stuff like this? You know, the ones where one person dictates everything that goes on? We should try that out for a bit and see if we can rid ourselves of anything Hilton related.

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