The Audrey Hepburn of our generation, Paris Hilton was all wonky eyes and Twister-like poses on the red carpet at the Vanity Nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas over the weekend promoting the launch of her new website ParisHilton.com. Before I even go to it I’ll assume it’s all pink with diamond sparkles all over it and she’ll leave messages on it that say things like, “Hey betch, it’s Parissssss. Thx 4 comin’ to my site, betch, and look at my chihuahua betches. That’s hot. I’m huge. Thx betch!” Seriously why wasn’t she in Haiti last week? Too soon?
After, sadly, checking out her website I was pretty accurate. It it a nauseating pink with king crowns and fancy writing. You can check out pictures of Paris, her videos, her “blog,” and even buy things like her bedding collection, hair accessories, swimwear, sunglasses, and more. Buy anything and you’re likely to burn in hell. Thx betch!