Happy Skankerween!

Happy Skankerween! A walking STD never looked so spookstacular! Paris Hilton has the most creative Halloween costume. Ahoy, whories! The SS Hilton is sure to go down at every house she stops by this Halloween season. Being on her knees bobbing for apples as never come in handy more than for this time of year. I mean, how she stuffed her little boy boobs into that anchor bra is a treat in itself. It’s the great whore-bag, Charlie Brown! Ok, I am 100% out of bad Halloween jokes.

Happy Skankerween!
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