Surprisingly Paris Hilton was much less f’d up and skanked out than I could have ever imagined.
I was shocked by the fact that Britney hasn’t been busted yet for DUI and that she hasn’t had an alleged eating disorder.
And the winner is….Lindsay Lohan! Lindsey has achieved more hot dogs than anyone else. What a real honor.
Congratulation Lindsay and thanks to your current arrest for DUI and future sentence that you will probably serve you really put a lot of distance between you and the rest of these skanks. Also, please thank Dina and Michael (mom and dad) as they also helped edge you out over the rest.
Please note, no hot dogs were harmed during the making of this game, although one hot dog went missing and I found it somewhere….near Britney. I just let her keep it.