Celebrity Skanked Out F’d Up Report Card

A spin-off from everyones favorite game, “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars” I am proud to present a new game called, “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Skanked Out F’d Up Report Card…to the Stars!” Current messed up celebrities have been chosen, categories have been determined, and hot dog clipart has been discovered. Mix all of that together and add some remedial Microsoft Excel expertise and you’ve got yourself a future award winning game. You also can discover who’s the most skanked out and f’d up celebrity during this current period of time.

So let’s see who’s won this time. Was it Paris Hilton? Lindsay Lohan? Britney Spears? Nicole Richie?
  • Surprisingly Paris Hilton was much less f’d up and skanked out than I could have ever imagined.
  • I was shocked by the fact that Britney hasn’t been busted yet for DUI and that she hasn’t had an alleged eating disorder.
  • And the winner is….Lindsay Lohan! Lindsey has achieved more hot dogs than anyone else. What a real honor.

Congratulation Lindsay and thanks to your current arrest for DUI and future sentence that you will probably serve you really put a lot of distance between you and the rest of these skanks. Also, please thank Dina and Michael (mom and dad) as they also helped edge you out over the rest.

Please note, no hot dogs were harmed during the making of this game, although one hot dog went missing and I found it somewhere….near Britney. I just let her keep it.

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