
- How the hell rich is Chrissyās family? Her house it like a resort. Why would she leave there to go to college and live in a 2Ć4 concrete dorm room?
- Itās officially, Samantha is retarded. Listening to her try to tell her friends the āsayingā that her dad always says is painful. I mean, not because she really doesnāt know, but because you know the producers cast her as the āretarded Heidiā character who seems to say stupid things in every episode. You catch more bees with honey than you do with vinegar. Really? Donāt bees make honey? Iām confused. Thank God there is only one crapisode left.
- Whatās wrong with Steve Sanders Jrās voice? Why does he talk like that? Does a voice like that eventually go away? Like, when itās time to interview for a job and stuff does his voice stay like that?
- Allie is still fighting with her dad about her busted trip to Europe. Again, why would she want to leave the mansion that she lives in? Whatās her dad all nervous about? Itās not like itās just her and her friends. Itās her, her friends, and the entire camera crew that follows them around.
- Clay takes Chrissy to āJoeās Crab Shack.ā Awesome. Iām not sure Iād take a girl to any place that has āCrabsā in it. Thatās something she gets to figure out on her own 2 week later. Oh! Stop me if you heard this.
- Question and answer time: Clay is a year younger than Chrissy. Chrissy is graduating and going to college. Clay promises to visit her in college all the time. Isnāt this the same exact scenario as Laguna Beachās Steven and Kristin? Steven was the one going to college and Kristin was going to visit all the time. Yeah, that worked out well.
- Chrissy and her dad play a nice round of golf, at her house, and chat about her 1:30 AM curfew. Her dad wants her to keep her curfew. Itās not like sheās out having sex. This we know. Again, if I were her I would never leave the mansion that I lived in. Iād actually want a curfew of like 8:00 PM. Iād just tell my friends, sorry I have a curfew, I need to go back to my mansion.
- AWESOME! Allie and Samantha are having the āObligatory Laguna Beach Season 1, 2, and 3 Return to The Hills 1 and 2 Featuring the Cast of Douche Bag Creekā Beach Bonfire!
- Allie superficially tells Chase not to bring his douche-bag girlfriend, to which the producers must have specifically told Chase to bring his douche-bag girlfriendā¦so he does.
- The whole crew shows up at the bonfire and as time passes everyone starts acting a bit different. While I didnāt spot any of the famous āred keg cupsā suspect the kids are drunk. Good for them. Iād drink all the live-long day if I had to shoot this crap all day too.
- This bonfire is very reminiscent of Jessica and āwhatās his faceā breaking up at the bonfire during Laguna Beach. Those were the days. I miss Cami.
- Great, now itās time for the obligatory āshow the spoiled brats getting their gifts right before graduation.ā The best part of this is seeing the parents. A creepy one always sneaks in there.
- Well, this time is no different. Now, is Chaseās mom actually in porn? Just checking.
- Funny how Clay gives Chrissy a ālayā for graduation. Yes, Iām 10.
- Allie finally gets to her trip to Europe. Just another reason for the Europeans to hate us Americans
- Why do I care to see these baby pictures? Thereās been like 4 episodes (luckily) of Douche Bag Creek. I barely like the grown up version of these people, why would I want to see their jacked up baby pictures?
Next week: Season Finale. No joke, I can barely do one more episode.