Look at her looking at me. It’s like you can cut the sexual tension with a knife…..a Play-Doh knife because, you know, Mary-Michelle-Kate-Ashley-Gibbler-Tanner-Olsen is not old enough to use a “big peoples” knife. She will be in big trouble, mister!
The indistinguishable Olsen, dressed Fraggle head to dwarf toe in Kelly Cutrone black, hit up the Burberry show during London Fashion Week yesterday. Since, typically, Olsen’s don’t want to grow, this particular Olsen made sure that someone was following her around with an umbrella as to not get wet.
Now I’m not 100% sure, but I’m 105% certain that this outfit was inspired by the getup that Stephanie Judith Tanner wore when she was trying to sneak out of the house and called herself “Connie Chung.” You know it, I know it, and she knows it.