Mariah Isn’t the Whore I Thought She Was

Mariah Carey disappointed me, again. Look, I’ve always assumed she was a pain in the ass and that seems to hold true, but I always thought Mariah was a big slam-pig-whore too. Apparently, she isn’t. Why even go on, you ask? Well, I’m holding out for another Mariah breakdown and I’m sure that increases the chances of her “going to skank.” We’ll see. Fingers crossed.

Anyway, Mariah is on the cover of Allure Magazine and there’s a ridiculous interview inside. The topics Mariah covers is people thinking she’s a ditz, Mariah never having a one-night stand, Mariah having 3 personal assistants, Mariah being Mary Poppins, Mariah having low self esteem, Mariah losing arm fat, and more! Check out a little bit of the non-whorey craziness:

“It’s a dichotomy, I understand. I understand that people think I’m a ditsy moron.”

And don’t let Carey’s short skirts fool you!

“I’m Mary Poppins: I’m what the button-up girls are supposed to be.”

Despite her micro-mini skirt from Saturday Night Live this weekend, she sees herself as

“eternally 12.”

“I’ve always had really low self-esteem, and I still do. What’s weird about that is being onstage, and the love that you get, and the adoration that you feel from your real fans. It’s hard for a partner to compete – just imagine.”

Carey, who’s newest single, “Touch My Body,” is on track to become her 18th No. 1 single — tying her with the Beatles for having the most chart-toppers — also says she’s never had a one-night stand and considers herself a “freakin’ prude.”

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